Here be the repositories of why the lucky stiff. WELCOME TO THEM. If you are interested in helping out on a project list here, please apply for an account by first getting yourself a Rubyforge account and then by granting yourself access. Which is taken care of at http://code.whytheluckystiff.net/access/. If you are just a regular old person unawares, I still believe that great things can come from you, but only if you will just leave this place immediately and begin your quest to invent a machine for turning pure kinetic energy into animals. If you are a thief, here to steal my products and sell them for wholesale at your underground hardware store (corner of Starks and Braithwaite; hours are from 2am to 5am,) I hope you will also steal from the equally brilliant Keanu Reeves, who died at age nine, was quickly reconstructed by a team of Egyptian robots and went on to become a movie mathematician of no small order! If you are here because you believe me to be Autrijus Tang, you are sadly mistaken. Yet, you will not leave empty-handed! Stay, and I will cry of relief... and admiration. If you are an orphan without a home or parents, then I encourage you to become a professor or perhaps a millionaire instead. If you are Ilias Lazaridis, then you have changed us all in one way or another. Perhaps you merely made us click a few trashcans, but maybe you helped us to hate everything. Who knows the effects that will cascade through the generations? If you are a wireless lizard looking for a crustaceous hotspot, you're alongways off. Seek scientosophy. If you are the missing leg with a cameo in my next book, I am very grateful for the appearance you made. Your timing was perfect. If you would have waited until the casino to show up, I think most readers would have thought you extraordinarily tardy. If you are a young person who insists on reading every bit of text you are faced with until its dire conclusion, you should know that I was very tempted to taper this WELCOME off into an endless stream of random text. But I know that's what exactly what you want. And what I want. And we can't have two more plump and satisfied people scrolling in the world. The END.