Otter (a Five-Minute Play for Twins Who Don't Have Their Other Twin With Them and An Unlimited Supply of Animals)

(An otter enters the room. Twin is standing there. The otter holds a jar of jelly.)

Otter: (slowly) We're out of jelly.

Twin: THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!!

(Twin proceeds to ransack the room for remaining four-and-five-sixths minutes.)

by why the lucky stiff

april 5, 2005