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A man built an automobile entirely from carrots and was known for it in several counties. When people spoke with him, they would speak of nothing but carrots. There came a day when the man realized that he couldn't remember ever having non-carrot discussions. Fueled by an intense will to free himself from this cruel and perpetual cycle, the man set off to blaze a new trail for himself.
The man rented a bird costume and jumped off the roof of a hotel in town. He didn't survive the fall, which was probably best, as soon there wasn't a man nor woman on Earth that didn't drive a carrot car.
by why the lucky stiff
may 8, 2003