BarCamp's Anti-Shoes Agenda

Though we’ve recently heard news of Shoes at BarCamp Brussels and its peaceful reception, I’ve received damning evidence that Shoes has been excluded from participation previously. BarCamp has often barred Shoes of any kind from its venue by placing menacing and heavily-underlined signs at security checkpoints.

Any Shoes found on the premises are place under house arrest and packed into temporary internment facilities in a very confined space without access to sunlight or running water. We are talking wall-to-wall. It appears that these rooms are clearly marked with large, swastika-like letters etched in masking tape.

Then again, perhaps it is best to just leave the footwear out of this. We do not know Shoes, therefore we should not pretend to know Shoes. Yes, follow Disa, seen here reading NKS unshod in pink socks. Presumably in protest.