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That Broken Place Called RedHanded #

by why in -h

Wow, RedHanded comments have had something of a sour belly lately, haven’t they? Mostly due to hacks I was working on remotely to keep spammers out. I’m sure most of you know I’ve been getting hit pretty hard since January and I’ve not finished the bayesian filtering yet within Hobix.

I’m tending to these matters now. Please don’t be afraid to comment, I know the 500 has bitten you all over, but we’ve got to be abrasive with this thing to see if the new patches are sinking in as well. Test out this post and we’ll see if the file locking is working (as it should.)

To SXSWers: I’m so glad to have met the kind Rubyists who stopped by the SXSW panel. We had an exhausting arrival, but it immediately turned upwards into a week full of fascinating mayhem. Rock shows during the breakfast hours?? You go through five rounds of sweating at that sort of thing! You are fine people and your laughter came just in the nick of time.

said on 24 Mar 2006 at 20:35

I am not a spammer. I am a human being.

said on 24 Mar 2006 at 20:40

spam is a kind of canned ham I think.

said on 24 Mar 2006 at 21:19

I dutifly leave a non-spam post.

said on 24 Mar 2006 at 21:28

See, just look at how human you can be. I’m face-down astounded.

said on 24 Mar 2006 at 21:31

viagra cialis

said on 24 Mar 2006 at 21:42

“n0rp”.reverse!

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 01:50

assert_kind_of Human, Joey__

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 03:26

I’m not human, I’m swedish.

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 03:29

Hay guys, what’s going on in this test post?

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 09:46

poker spam!

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 11:34

pen1s.grow!

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 14:53

It was indeed a delight to experience that which is _why at SXSW . Though I’m still a little shocked _why isn’t actually George Clooney or Brad Pitt, he is nonetheless still an intriguing and enigmatic fellow. I’ll be looking forward to the show at RailsConf!

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 14:55

You could gamble away all your money online, but you’d miss out on the bright lights of Vegas.

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 15:04

i’m not a spammer either .. but almost as useful

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 18:13

self.spammer?

=> false
said on 25 Mar 2006 at 18:13

self.spammer?

=> false
said on 25 Mar 2006 at 18:14

ACK ! I fail at life…

said on 25 Mar 2006 at 22:39

I’m a spammer though! Vicious one!

said on 26 Mar 2006 at 16:55

Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

said on 26 Mar 2006 at 17:07

Hobix ate my comment! Nooooo! Won’t write those 10+ links in Textile format again…

said on 26 Mar 2006 at 20:27

let’s try some stupid words like enlarge or credit report, maybe manhood.

said on 27 Mar 2006 at 10:53

task :manhood => [:woman] do
  it
end
task :woman => [:credit_card] do
  verify not :man
  my_man.credit_card {|card|
     card.charge unless card.full?
  }
end
task :credit_card => [:spam] do
  if not owned?
    Spam.send(self)
  else
    balance += rate * balance
  end
end
task :man => [:manhood] {}

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