Another Wise Investment Comes Your Way
If you are an elderly couple who shares a passionate love for the Ruby language (and its messenger RedHanded-dot-Hobix-dot-com), you may consider getting this ornate translucent red hand for your receiving room. I’m sure you have a doily and lace curtains to go with this. Or, it could go on the cherry wood end table atop a silver platter, reflecting ominously at your guests, who sense the timeless message: Ruby is reaching for us, ever reaching… Wait! IS RUBY… RUBY IS DROWNING!
And for Halloween, you could put one of those flimsy disposable medical gloves on it. (seen on fishinfoolz.net, our first link out to MIDI web!!)