Apropos recent mascot meanderings, this duck-typed PVC character (which lies somewhere between Gollum and Mr. Bill) is just another proof that our karma continues to lead us toward the quacking. Furthermore, why not engender the theorem that possession of Ruby at once infects the mouth and legs? (Maybe it’s time for a pedal peripheral that will issue DRb messages?)

Oh, and very fitting atop your Macs, people. It would only take a small dose of mutilation (hammer to the tail, flame to the hat) to get Hexley to emerge. (via Fantasies Come True.)