Ruby Turns Twelve
...while the rest of us continue to insist upon living out our youth through her.
I’d personally like to encourage Matz to take the day off, relax, maybe make a few appearances for the public’s benefit, accept their accolades and exhale with contentment. Today, we celebrate twelve years since an idea popped into that man’s head.
I wonder what I was doing that day. That was right around the time I made that handheld TV jammer and blocked out the closed-circuit high school news program in my English class. Nobody really cared. Definitely not worth talking about twelve years later.