OSCON is next week and my helpers are busy assembling the last of the puppets and cartoons. It is sure to be a craptastic fest of styrofoam and dolphin flesh. I’m still trying to decide whether to get the audience wet. I’m starting to lean toward flame.

If you aren’t going to be present at OSCON and you’re in the area, please come by the gathering on Wed night. No cost, nothing like that. It’s hard to tell at present how much red one can feasibly wear to this thing. I’m counting on at least one Ann Jillian as the Red Queen.

What will these folks hear? What will OSCON hear? Look under his hand…